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Comment by Hippy on May 2, 2019 at 9:22am

Thanks for joining ,

and thanks for sharing...
this can be a great place to come and see how many times you can smile

and make each day a happy one...
  Fun & Happy Hugs Hippy...

Comment by LadyEgypt on May 2, 2019 at 1:28am

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITE JAMES

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Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:15pm

I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.

Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:15pm

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:14pm

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:13pm

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.

“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:05pm

When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

Comment by James on April 30, 2019 at 10:04pm

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have 
a better chance of dying from the 
anesthesia than the surgery itself.”

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