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Comment by James on May 12, 2020 at 11:29am

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Comment by James on May 12, 2020 at 11:26am

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

Comment by James on May 9, 2020 at 9:21am

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Comment by James on May 9, 2020 at 9:15am

A police officer stops a man driving a car full of penguins. The officer says to the man, “You can’t be driving around with these penguins. You have to take them to the zoo.”

The man replies,”We went to the zoo yesterday. Today we are going to the museum.”

Comment by James on May 9, 2020 at 9:11am

I'm walking into a bar when I am stopped by a nun. She informs me of my poor choices. I ask her if she has ever had a drink, she says no. Well, I say, how would you know. Let me buy you a drink. She agrees. I go in and ask for a drink for myself and the nun. The bartender looks at me exasperated and says. Is that freeloader nun out there again!

Comment by James on May 9, 2020 at 9:10am

Why do they need to advertise for a psychic’s convention?

Comment by James on May 9, 2020 at 9:08am

Woman who puts man in doghouse, will
Often find him
In cat house

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