Great clean jokes for everyone 

Thanks James...

Keep safe and healthy always, Hippy Hugs... ❤ ...

A hole was discovered in the fence that surrounded the nudist camp. Authorities are looking into it.

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary? And on the Virgin Isles?
Same thing - not one Canary there either!

My doctor said,''I need you to go down to the hospital.''
''Oh dear!'' I replied.''What is it?'' ''Well it's a great big building with doctors and nurses.'' He muttered.

"My Mother was a horrible cook
At my house...we prayed After we ate!!"

Willie Nelson got hit by a car! He was playing on the road again!

I walked into the library and asked the librarian at her desk where I'd find books about paranoia. She leaned forward and whispered, "They're right behind you."

Called the fire dept and said... help my house is on fire
They asked how do we get there
The blonde answers
take your truck....

I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night and when I'd finished the waiter asked, "How was your meal, sir?"
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"It was very nice," I replied. "My compliments to the gardener."

Who Knew That Penguins Got Married..