A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
Hola, Franny... Yes I know there's a Treasure of a Book to continue with. And a Treasure of a Friendship, too. Just haven't tried to wrap my head around it but I've been getting the urge to. We need a place to put it like we had at the Haven (r.i.p.). any ideas? Miss you, Girl, but I'll be around more. Got my daughter, Stacie, and g'daughter, Brtooklyn, living with me! Pretty cool...
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friday da 13 th bad luck when your a man lol
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Jan 13, 2012
Twelve
Hola, Franny... Yes I know there's a Treasure of a Book to continue with. And a Treasure of a Friendship, too. Just haven't tried to wrap my head around it but I've been getting the urge to. We need a place to put it like we had at the Haven (r.i.p.). any ideas? Miss you, Girl, but I'll be around more. Got my daughter, Stacie, and g'daughter, Brtooklyn, living with me! Pretty cool...
Feb 18, 2012
Twelve
There's no "T" in Brooklyn. I need a Proof reader!
Feb 18, 2012
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ELAINE
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ELAINE
And in his peace , hugs
Mar 25, 2015
ELAINE
Of God will not protect you , thank you for joining the
Blessings group so glad to see you there , hugs
Apr 9, 2015
ELAINE
FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP , BLESSINGS PRECIOUS CHILD
OF GOD , HUGS
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Hippy
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ELAINE
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ELAINE
Blessing your day hugs .
May 6, 2015
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..... Hippy....
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